The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

August 2026

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1Saint GhostWrite, Who Wrote Where He Shouldn'tGhostWrite+52Saint PwnedPiper, Piper of the Pneumatic TubesPwnedPiper+43Saint CodeChism, Catechism of the PLCsCodeChism+44Saint INFRA:HALT, Who Stopped the FactoriesINFRA:HALT+15Saint Stagefright, Who Had Stage FrightStagefright+86Saint NatJack, Hijacker of NAT TablesNatJack+137Saint QuadRooter, of the Four RootsQuadRooter+108Saint Downfall, Who Made the Vectors FallDownfall+69Saint BYOVDLL, Who Brought His Own DLLsBYOVDLL+1110Saint MaginotDNS, Who Went Around the LineMaginotDNS+611Saint Zoomsday, Prophet of the Final MeetingZoomsday+1312Saint ÆPIC Leak, Who Emptied the Enclave Without a Side ChannelÆPIC Leak+1113Saint EPICBANANA, Forbidden Fruit of FirewallsEPICBANANA+1914Saint Foreshadow, Who Read the Enclaves' FutureForeshadow+715Saint Dragonblood, in Whose Blood WPA3 Was BornDragonblood+616Saint xtrlock Multitouch, Who Let You Touch the Locked Screenxtrlock Multitouch17Blessed Juice Jacking, Who Stole From the SocketJuice Jacking+118Saint ProxyShell, Who Entered Through ExchangeProxyShell+219Blessed WireServing, Who Queried Azure's WireWireServing+120Blessed ALBeast, the Beast of the Load BalancerALBeast+221Saint GAIROSCOPE, Who Spoke to the GyroscopeGAIROSCOPE+122Saint DirtyCred, Who Swapped the CredentialsDirtyCred+123Saint Windows Dirty Pipe, Who Broke Out of the SandboxWindows Dirty Pipe+224Saint Apache Killer, Who Asked for Too Many SlicesApache Killer+325Blessed GPUThor, Who Hammered the Cards' MemoryGPUThor+126Blessed ChaosDB, Who Opened Other People's DatabasesChaosDB+127Saint UniBLEed, Who Gave the Robot Its RootUniBLEed+528Blessed MalDoc in PDF, the Two-Faced DocumentMalDoc in PDF29Blessed GreenSection, Who Shared Too Much MemoryGreenSection+130Saint ProxyToken, Who Didn't Ask for the PasswordProxyToken+331Blessed DolphinAttack, Who Spoke to Assistants in UltrasoundDolphinAttack

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