The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

July 2026

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1Saint DuneSlide, Who Slid Out of the PenDuneSlide+42Saint BigSpender, Who Spent Money That Never CameBigSpender+13Blessed PrinterLeak, Who Made the Printer TalkPrinterLeak+14Saint Better Zip Bomb, Who Exploded Without NestingA Better Zip Bomb5Blessed Ill Bloom, Who Flowered From Faulty SeedsIll Bloom+16Saint Januscape, Who Looked Two Ways Out of the VMJanuscape+37Saint Rolling-PWN, Who Opened Cars With Yesterday's CodeRolling-PWN+58Saint Opossum, Who Played Dead Between TLS and PlaintextOpossum Attack+69Blessed GhostCommit, Who Hid Orders in ImagesGhostCommit+210Saint PerfektBlue, Who Entered Through the Car StereoPerfektBlue+311Saint Orpheus' Lyre, Who Sang Unauthenticated DataOrpheus' Lyre+112Saint Follina 2, Who Opened Documents and Ran the RestFollina 2+213Saint Crit.IX, Who Shook the Control RoomsCrit.IX+214Saint SIGRed, Worm That Slept Seventeen Years in DNSSIGRed+415Saint Cookie Tossing, Who Threw Biscuits From the SubdomainsCookie Tossing+416Saint Port Shadow, Who Spied in the VPN's Shadowport shadow+517Saint ToolShell, Who Took SharePoint's KeysToolShell+618Saint PetitPotam, Who Made Servers Introduce ThemselvesPetitPotam+519Saint LOBSTER, Who Uploaded Files and Cooked CodeLOBSTER+220Saint HiveNightmare, Who Let Everyone Read the RegistryHiveNightmare / SeriousSAM+521Blessed BailiWicked, Who Poisoned the Roots of DNSDNS BailiWicked Host Attack22Saint RefluXFS, Who Refluxed Into the Files You ReadRefluXFS+623Blessed AgentForger, Who Forged Autonomous InsidersAgentForger+124Saint TETRA:BURST, Who Listened to the Emergency RadiosTETRA:BURST+625Saint PKfail, Who Signed With the Test KeyPKfail+126Blessed Hole196, the Hole at the Foot of Page 196Hole196+227Saint GameOver(lay), Who Overlaid the PrivilegesGameOver(lay)+128Saint OVSwrap, Who Wrapped the Length AroundOVSwrap+329Saint RufRoot, Who Opened the Agents' Bridge to AllRufRoot+530Blessed DeathSleep, Who Died So As Not to Be FoundDeathSleep+331Blessed Sitting Duck, Who Left Domains DefencelessSitting Duck+1

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