The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

September 2026

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1Saint PostGREShell, Who Opened the Database DoorPostGREShell+12Blessed RemotePotato0, the Last of the PotatoesRemotePotato0+13Saint EUCLEAK, Who Drew the Key From the KeyEUCLEAK+24Blessed InjectEave, Who Made the Circuits SingInjectEave+15Saint MikroTrick, Who Entered Without the Right KeyMikroTrick+16Saint Demon's Cries, Who Changed the Switches' PasswordsDemon's Cries+77Saint BLASTPASS, Who Entered Without a ClickBLASTPASS+38Blessed Spook.js, Specter of the BrowserSpook.js+59Saint Raccoon, Who Rummaged in the TLS TimingsRaccoon+210Blessed Ticket Trick, Who Entered Through the HelpdeskTicket Trick+211Saint Zerologon, Who Showed Up With Only Zeroszerologon+412Blessed GAZEploit, Who Read From the EyesGAZEploit13Saint FORCEDENTRY, Who Forced the Door With a PDFFORCEDENTRY+314Saint OMIGOD, the Agent Nobody Had InstalledOMIGOD+115Saint ParaShells, Who Turned Root by InstallingParaShells+616Saint Chaotic Deputy, Who Loosed Chaos on the ClusterChaotic Deputy+417Saint Netscape of Chance, Father of the ChurchNetscape SSL Seed+518Saint DiagSpill, Who Overflowed Counting the PeersDiagSpill+619Blessed BigDiskBuster, Who Filled the Disk for PretendBigDiskBuster+120Saint PoodleBleed, Who Brought SSL 3.0 BackPoodleBleed (POODLE)+421Saint CRIME/TIME, Who Weighed Compressed SecretsCRIME / TIME+322Blessed BLACKNURSE, Who Felled Firewalls With LittleBLACKNURSE23Saint Crowbleed, Who Served Leftover MemoryCrowbleed24Saint Shellshock, Who Ran What Was Only a GreetingShellshock (Bashdoor)+225Blessed ForcedLeak, Who Emptied the CRM for Five DollarsForcedLeak+326Saint Qu1ckR00t, Who Gave Root in a HurryQu1ckR00t+327Saint Mystique, Who Shape-Shifted the AppsMystique+428Saint Nokia OBEX, Who Fell for a FilenameNokia OBEX Filename29Saint Branch Target Reuse, Who Reused the Jump PredictionsBranch Target Reuse (BTR)+230Blessed WireTap, Who Eavesdropped on the Memory BusWireTap+8

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