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August 21

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Saint GAIROSCOPE, Who Spoke to the Gyroscope

Patron of air-gapped computers, smartphone gyroscopes, and everyone who thinks an air gap is enough.

Life

In August 2022 Mordechai Guri of Ben-Gurion University showed how to exfiltrate data from an air-gapped computer by vibrating its speakers at inaudible frequencies. A nearby phone, resting on the same desk, picked up those sounds not with the microphone but with the gyroscope, a sensor many apps can read without permission. Slow but silent, it was yet another covert channel in Guri's collection.

Prayer

O Saint GAIROSCOPE, who whispers to the sensor nobody is watching, let our secret computers stay mute. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by removing the speakers from the most sensitive machines and keeping smartphones away from the air gap.

No wall holds against a sound you cannot hear.

Technical record

Disclosed on
August 21 2022
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: ar5iv.labs.arxiv.org · covertchannels.com · arxiv.org

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