The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

May 2026

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1Saint Landa, Hunter of Physical Pageslanda+42Saint Smith, the Agent Who Walked Out of a Web Pagesmith+33Saint ImageTragick, Tragic Mask of ImagesImageTragick+24Saint 21Nails, of the Twenty-One Nails21Nails+25Saint Bleeding Llama, the Llama Who Leaks MemoryBleeding Llama+46Saint TunnelVision, Who Lets Traffic Out of the TunnelTunnelVision+27Saint Dirty Frag, Grandchild of Dirty PipeDirty Frag+58Blessed baseStriker, Who Split Links in TwobaseStriker9Blessed VectorSmuggle, Smuggler of VectorsVectorSmuggle+410Blessed Certifried, Who Got Certified as a Domain ControllerCertifried+211Saint FragAttacks, Who Reassembles the Pieces His Own WayFragAttacks+312Saint PrintDemon, Demon of the SpoolerPrintDemon+813Saint Fragnesia, Who Forgot Whom the Fragment Belonged ToFragnesia+414Saint BlueKeep, Who Could Have Become a WormBlueKeep+715Saint Claw Chain, Who Broke the Agent's CageClaw Chain+516Saint ZombieLoad, Who Raised Other People's DataZombieLoad+717Saint DynoRoot, Who Took Orders From the DHCPDynoRoot+118Saint ChromaToast, Who Toasted the Vector DatabaseChromaToast+419Saint GhostButt, Ghost Inside Ghostscriptghostbutt+520Saint Logjam, Who Downgraded Diffie-HellmanLogjam+521Saint BadSuccessor, Who Named Himself HeirBadSuccessor+422Saint BadHost, Who Lied About His Own AddressBadHost+423Saint ISaPWN, Who Read the PLCs' FilesISaPWN+224Saint SambaCry, Linux Cousin of EternalBlueSambaCry / EternalRed25Blessed M1RACLES, Covert Channel in the SiliconM1RACLES+126Saint Towelroot, Who Brought Root With a TowelTowelroot+227Saint Follina, Who Opened Word and Called DiagnosticsFollina+328Saint Click-or-Trick, Who Escaped With a ClickClick Or Trick29Blessed Bitskrieg, Who Bypassed BitLocker From RecoveryBitskrieg+130Saint Migraine, Headache of System ProtectionMigraine31Saint M365 Scooter, Who Accelerated on His OwnXiaomi M365 Scooter Hijack

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