The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

April 2026

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1Blessed ImageRunner, Courier of Other People's ImagesImageRunner2Saint BlueHammer, the Hammer on the GuardianBlueHammer+43Saint Holey Beep, the Hole That BeepsHoley Beep+54Saint Sigy, Who Sent False SignalsSigy+55Blessed Headroll, the Headless OneHeadroll6Saint Energetic, Protector of Wirelessenergetic/wireless7Saint Heartbleed, the Bleeding Heart of OpenSSLHeartbleed+18Blessed WarpAttack, Who Bent the Compilers' TimeWarpAttack+29Saint Rootpipe, the Root SmokerRootpipe+410Blessed SirenJack, Who Stole the Sirens' VoiceSirenJack11Blessed NotGitBleed, Who Signed Commits With a PasswordNotGitBleed+312Saint JekyllBot:5, the Robot With a Double LifeJekyllBot:5+413Saint NAME:WRECK, Castaway of DNSNAME:WRECK+314Saint EternalBlue, Escaped From the ArsenalEternalBlue+815Saint RedSun, Who Rose After the HammerRedSun+516Saint LeakyCLI, the Terminal That Talked Too MuchLeakyCLI+317Blessed Ring-Road, Who Measured Passwords From OutsideRing-Road+218Saint MagicDot, Illusionist of DotsMagicDot+419Blessed Squiblydoo, Who Spoke in the Voice of Trusted ProgramsSquiblydoo+520Blessed GhostToken, the Phantom AppGhostToken21Saint BRIDGE:BREAK, Who Broke the Serial BridgeBRIDGE:BREAK+222Saint Pack2TheRoot, Who Shipped Parcels to RootPack2TheRoot+223Saint PX4 Geofence, the Drone That Ignored the SignsPX4 Geofence Breach24Blessed Shittrix, of Unliturgical NameShittrix+325Saint proxyOverflow, Multiplier of TokensproxyOverflow26Saint Double Kill, Who Killed TwiceDouble Kill+527Blessed Pathfinder, Reader of Roads TakenPathfinder28Blessed transferFlaw, Third of the April TrinitytransferFlaw+129Saint Copy Fail, Who Got the Copy WrongCopy Fail+530Saint BACKRONYM, Patron of Names With LogosBACKRONYM+4

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