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⚔ Commemorated today: The Great Plague of WannaCry (2017)☀ Commemorated today: The Miracle of MalwareTech's Domain (2017)Saint PrintDemon, Demon of the Spooler
Patron of the print spooler, printer ports that point to a file, and bugs surviving since Windows NT.
Life
On 12 May 2020, patch day, Yarden Shafir and Alex Ionescu described PrintDemon (CVE-2020-1048). Any user could create a printer whose port was a file on disk, and the spooler, running as SYSTEM, would "print" any content there, even after a reboot, because queued jobs resumed on their own. A year later the same service would give birth to PrintNightmare.
Prayer
O Saint PrintDemon, who prints where you should not, let our printers write only on paper. Amen.
How to celebrate
Celebrated by installing the May 2020 updates and disabling the spooler wherever nobody prints.
The spooler never sleeps, and neither do its demons.