The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

October 2026

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1Saint Stagefright 2.0, Who Sings Again From MP3sStagefright 2.0+32Saint DRAY:BREAK, Who Broke the DrayTek RoutersDRAY:BREAK+13Saint Looney Tunables, Who Tunes Environment VariablesLooney Tunables+54Saint ProxyNotShell, Who Was Not ProxyShellProxyNotShell+15Saint PrinterBug, Who Makes Domain Controllers Call OutPrinterBug / SpoolSample+16Saint RediShell, Who Woke Lua's Garbage CollectorRediShell+17Blessed Zombie Certificate, Who Survives RevocationZombie Certificates+18Saint SamFAIL, Who Opened the Galaxy Note 8SamFAIL+39Blessed Adception, an Ad Within a Result Within an AdAdception10Saint Rapid Reset, Who Asked and Instantly CancelledRapid Reset+311Saint Dual_EC_DRBG, of Suspicious RandomnessDual_EC_DRBG12Saint GhostPat, the Token That Outlived Its AccountGhostPat+613Saint RMPocalypse, Brought Down by Eight BytesRMPocalypse+1414Saint Sandworm, the Worm of the SandsSandWorm+515Saint SAD DNS, Who Poisoned the Cache With NoiseSAD DNS+816Saint ret2dir, Who Returned to Direct Memoryret2dir+917Saint ZippyReads, Who Stripped Files of the Mark of the WebZippyReads+518Saint Trojan Source, Who Reorders the CharactersTrojan Source+319Saint ProxyRelay, Last of the Exchange SagaProxyRelay+220Saint Dirty COW, Sacred Cow of the Race ConditionDirty COW+321Saint PHP2Shell, Scourge of Half the WebPHP2Shell (PHPocalypse)+222Saint SessionReaper, Harvester of SessionsSessionReaper+323Saint DUHK, Who Guessed the Throwaway KeyDUHK+124Saint Citrix Bleed, Who Leaked the Session TokensCitrix Bleed+125Saint Sweet32, Martyr of the 64-Bit CiphersSweet32+526Saint Ticketbleed, Who Returned Other People's MemoryTicketbleed+227Blessed Pixie Dust, Who Guessed the WPS PINpixie dust+128Saint Spooky SSL, the Critical That Became HighSpooky SSL+329Saint Lightspeed, Who Outran the SandboxLightspeed+130Saint Batsignal, Who Called Spotlight in the Nightbatsignal+231Blessed NAT Slipstreaming, Who Slipped Past the RouterNAT Slipstreaming+1

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