The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

March 2026

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1Saint DROWN, Who Drowned TLS in the PastDROWN+32Blessed Golden GMSA, Forger of GoldGolden GMSA3Saint Mail2Shell, Who Opened With an Invisible SpaceMail2Shell+34Saint EvilLoader, the Video That Wasn'tEvilloader+25Blessed BitErrant, Pilgrim of the TorrentBitErrant+26Blessed SMoTherSpectre, Who Listened to the BranchSMoTherSpectre+27Saint Dirty Pipe, Who Wrote in Read-Only FilesDirty Pipe+18Saint TLStorm, Who Struck the UPSTLStorm+79Saint Energizer DUO, of the Charger With a Back DoorEnergizer DUO Backdoor10Saint SMBGhost, Phantom of CompressionSMBGhost / CoronaBlue / SMBleedingGhost / EternalDarkness+611Blessed BadDNS, Who Refused the Right AnswersBadDNS12Saint ProxyLogon, Who Walked In as If He Had the MailProxyLogon+513Saint RegPwn, Who Hijacked the WriteRegPwn+114Saint Bad Appointment, Who Robbed Without Being Let InBad Appointment+215Saint cr8escape, Who Broke Out of the Containercr8escape+116Saint MacDirtyCow, Cousin of the Dirty CowMacDirtyCow+117Saint aCropalypse, Who Did Not Really CropaCropalypse+518Saint DarkSword, Chain of Six BladesDarkSword+319Saint SockPuppet, Puppet of the SocketsSockPuppet+220Blessed Unsaflok, Who Opened the Hotel RoomsUnsaflok+421Blessed GoFetch, Who Fetched the Keys From the PrefetcherGoFetch+222Blessed DoubleAgent, Who Played Both SidesDoubleAgent+223Saint CitrixBleed 3, Third of the Bleeding LineCitrixBleed 3+324Saint IngressNightmare, Nightmare of the GateIngressNightmare+225Saint MSC EvilTwin, of the Evil TwinMSC EvilTwin+126Blessed DirtyTooth, Who Eavesdropped Through the SpeakersDirtyTooth+327Saint SUN:DOWN, Who Switched Off the SunSUN:DOWN+228Saint Drupalgeddon 2, Scourge of WebsitesDrupalgeddon 2+129Saint xzorcist, Who Cast Out the Backdoorxzorcist+330Saint Spring4Shell, Who Bloomed in the BindingsSpring4Shell+131Blessed Kobold Letters, Who Rewrote the LetterKobold Letters+2

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