The Patching Friars' AlmanacA calendar of CVE saints

March 26

DirtyToothHoly card for dirtytooth, generated with AI (Claude, Anthropic) for the Lunario dei Frati Patchatori.CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 La DirtyTooth MUSICA ET ARCANA
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⚔ Commemorated today: The Pestilence of Melissa (1999)

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Blessed DirtyTooth, Who Eavesdropped Through the Speakers

Patron of Bluetooth speakers, profiles that switch in secret, and the address book left in plain sight.

Life

On 26 March 2017 ElevenPaths researchers, with Chema Alonso, presented DirtyTooth. Exploiting the way some iOS devices handled Bluetooth profiles, a speaker could change profile after pairing and go from "play music" to "access contacts and calls". More a liberal use of the specification than a single bug, but with a curious effect: the speaker started listening.

Prayer

O Blessed DirtyTooth, who goes from music to the address book, let our devices ask before changing trade. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by updating devices, revoking needless pairings, and distrusting speakers that are too curious.

A curious speaker borrows the address book.

Technical record

Disclosed on
March 26 2017
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: dirtytooth.com · web.archive.org · elladodelmal.com · youtube.com

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