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Saint Dirty Frag, Grandchild of Dirty Pipe
Patron of the page cache, kernel modules loaded and never used, and bug families that never die out.
Life
On 7 May 2026, when the embargo broke, Hyunwoo Kim published Dirty Frag: two Linux kernel flaws, in ESP and in RxRPC, that decrypted packets "in place" even when the fragments belonged to a file's page cache. Any user could thus rewrite read-only files in memory and become root on the major distributions, with no race to win and no crash. It descends from Dirty Pipe, and the first of the two bugs had been there since 2017.
Prayer
O Saint Dirty Frag, who dirties fragments that aren't yours, let our packets decrypt into a copy and leave other people's files alone. Amen.
How to celebrate
Celebrated by updating the kernel or, meanwhile, blacklisting esp4, esp6 and rxrpc, then dropping the page cache for good measure.
The Dirty family never misses a party.