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July 30

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Blessed DeathSleep, Who Died So As Not to Be Found

Patron of programs that hide in memory, disappointed scanners, and those who sleep with one eye open.

Life

In 2022 the researcher janoglezcampos published DeathSleep, an evasion technique. Instead of staying in memory while it "slept," the code destroyed its own thread and had a new one reborn on waking, leaving little or nothing for the tools that scour memory for threats to observe. A saint who dies at every nap to rise again straight after, invisible in the meantime.

Prayer

O Blessed DeathSleep, who dies to escape the gaze and rises to go on, teach our defenders to look also for those no longer there. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by not trusting memory scanning alone and watching behaviours too, not only presences.

Who dies at every nap escapes every scan.

Technical record

Disclosed on
July 30 2022
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: github.com

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