Saint Zoomsday, Prophet of the Final Meeting

Patron of video calls, doodles on the shared screen, and participants nobody invited.

Life

On 11 August 2026 A Security, with researcher Idan Levcovich, revealed the flaws in Zoom's annotation feature, the one that lets people draw and type on a shared screen. A meeting participant could run code on the others' devices without anyone clicking anything, on Windows, macOS, Linux, iOS and Android, even in end-to-end encrypted meetings. The researchers said they found them with the help of an AI agent.

Prayer

O Saint Zoomsday, who scribbles on the screen and in memory, let our annotations remain drawings. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by updating Zoom Workplace to 7.1.5 or 7.0.6 and turning the camera off, just in case.

Whoever annotates the meeting annotates your heap.