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Patron of July 3

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Blessed PrinterLeak, Who Made the Printer Talk

Patron of air-gapped networks, office printers, and data that always finds a way out.

Life

In 2023 the researcher Mordechai Guri, known for his covert channels out of air-gapped networks, described PrinterLeak: a way to leak information from isolated systems by using a common printer as an escape route. Where there is no cable and no network, there is still something that lights a lamp or moves a mechanism: and every movement, watched patiently, tells a secret.

Prayer

O Blessed PrinterLeak, who finds a voice even where we have cut every wire, teach us that isolation is never perfect. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by keeping printers away from the most sensitive systems and remembering that even a harmless peripheral can become a messenger.

Cut the network, and the printer starts to chat.

Technical record

Disclosed on
July 3 2023
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: link.springer.com · covertchannels.com

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