Saint WhisperPair, Whisperer of Headphones

Patron of Bluetooth headphones, earbuds that pair with anyone, and people who take loud phone calls on the train.

Life

Revealed in January 2026 by KU Leuven researchers, he nested in Google Fast Pair. Many accessories accepted a new pairing even when they weren't in pairing mode: a stranger nearby could take over someone else's headphones, listen through the microphone and even track their movements.

Prayer

O Saint WhisperPair, who pairs without being invited, let our headphones listen only to us. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by updating your headphones' firmware with the vendor's app, which of course nobody had ever installed.

Pair with everyone, and you're faithful to no one.