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Patron of April 10

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Blessed SirenJack, Who Stole the Sirens' Voice

Patron of warning sirens, unencrypted radio protocols, and citizens woken at four in the morning.

Life

On 10 April 2018 Balint Seeber of Bastille revealed SirenJack: ATI Systems' public warning systems, used in San Francisco among other places, controlled their sirens over radio without encrypting the messages. By listening to the weekly tests, someone with a software-defined radio could have triggered false alarms. ATI prepared an update that added encryption.

Prayer

O Blessed SirenJack, who taught the sirens to sing for strangers, let our alarms sound only for those entitled to call them. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by encrypting radio commands and listening to the noon test siren with a critical ear.

A siren that heeds everyone deceives everyone.

Technical record

Disclosed on
April 10 2018
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: bastille.net · web.archive.org

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