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Saint Deck Mate 2, Who Shuffled With the Cards Face Up
Patron of casino card shufflers, hard-coded credentials identical for everyone, and cheats with a USB cable.
Life
In November 2025 a vulnerability became public in the Deck Mate 2 card shuffler, used at poker tables: the device shipped with fixed root and web-interface credentials, identical across every unit, and SSH, HTTP, Telnet, SMB and X11 enabled by default. Whoever reached the USB or Ethernet ports beneath the table could log in and modify the firmware; back in 2023 IOActive had shown this lets you read the deck order from the internal camera. The vendor says USB access has been disabled in recent builds.
Prayer
O Saint Deck Mate 2, who shuffles the cards and reveals the deck, let no machine be born with the same password as all the others. Amen.
How to celebrate
Celebrated by updating the firmware, changing every default credential and keeping the ports under the table out of guests' reach.