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Pope CitrixBleed II

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"Historia Se Repetit". Barely two years after his predecessor, NetScaler once again read past the edge of its memory and handed back data meant to stay secret, sessions included. It was exploited quickly and CISA gave federal agencies an unusually tight deadline to fix it; once again, after patching you had to kill every active session. The dynasty teaches that bugs have children, and that lessons not learned come back with a Roman numeral.

Saint page: Saint CitrixBleed 2, Who Bled Memory Again

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