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Pope of the 2010s

Pope EternalBlue, Pontiff of the 2010s

Encyclical

"Arma Elapsa". The decade opened with Stuxnet and filled up with named, logo-wearing bugs like Heartbleed, but its pope is EternalBlue because it sums them all up: a state exploit, stolen and published, became WannaCry and NotPetya within weeks, with damage estimated in the billions. It showed that stockpiling secret vulnerabilities puts everyone at risk, hospitals and ports included. And it taught that old protocols must be switched off before someone switches them off for you.

Saint page: Saint EternalBlue, Escaped From the Arsenal

Cardinals

Saint Heartbleed, the Bleeding Heart of OpenSSL

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