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Feast day December 30

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Blessed Curse of Silence, Who Hushed the Nokias

Patron of old Symbian phones, crafted SMS messages, and everyone waiting for a message that will never come.

Life

On 30 December 2008, at the 25C3 congress, Tobias Engel of the Chaos Computer Club presented the "curse of silence": a special SMS, marked as e-mail and carrying an address of at least 32 characters, jammed the messaging of Nokia Series 60 phones. After receiving it, the phone stopped accepting new text messages, and healing it often needed a factory reset. One message, and silence fell on the phone.

Prayer

O Blessed Curse of Silence, who hushes the phone with a single message, let our devices read SMS without falling ill. Amen.

How to celebrate

Celebrated by updating the phone firmware, or fondly retiring the old Symbian to the drawer of memories.

One message is enough to bring the silence down.

Technical record

Disclosed on
December 30 2008
CVE
No CVE: blessed, not yet canonized by MITRE

Sources: berlin.ccc.de · f-secure.com · web.archive.org

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