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Dirty COWHoly card for papa-2016, generated with AI (Claude, Anthropic) for the Lunario dei Frati Patchatori.CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 r/o → r/w Dirty COW VACCA SORDIDA SCRIBIT
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Pope of 2016

Pope Dirty COW I

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"Vacca Sordida Scribit". A race condition in the Linux kernel's copy-on-write, present since 2007, let any local user write to read-only files and become root. Phil Oester found it while analysing a real attack, and for years it also served to root Android phones. Lesson: concurrency bugs hide for a long time, and "local only" on a shared server means "nearly remote".

Saint page: Saint Dirty COW, Sacred Cow of the Race Condition

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Saint DROWN, Who Drowned TLS in the Past · Saint Badlock

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